The best way to contact me is to send an email. I’ll respond within 24 hours, usually much sooner.

You can email me at: info [at]

This contact address is for customer emails only. If you are a customer or a potential customer you are very welcome to use this address and I will attempt to send you something friendly and helpful as a reply.


Now. If you’re trying to sell me something – and I want you to look inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘is my ultimate objective to get money from Helen by emailing her?’ and determine if the answer is ‘yes’ – don’t send me an email. You are wasting your time. You are wasting the internet. This website is about ME selling things, not you. I will not buy anything ever from someone who sends me an unsolicited marketing email. Don’t send me unsolicited marketing emails. DON’T WASTE THE INTERNET.